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{me: MILLENNIUM;Welcome to MeMart2000, THE company for all your datamining needs. Now that we are poised to go public, we are reinventing ourselves as an Internet Trailhead.The most important change since we started three years ago is that we no longer need to ask shoppers (now called partners_mark*) for information. We just take it automatically. The next generation MeMart2000 has been developed to capitalize on milleMANIA©. MeMart and its strategic partners were Y2K fit. Staffers marked the rollover in Paris. When no problems were reported by 12:01, they triggered a remote charge by cell phone which imploded the old bricks-and-mortar metaphor. In anticipation of our IPO, MeMart2000 opens the trail. Do you kow where your dataset is tonight? |